28 odd real estate superstitions
There is also a place for magic and mystery in real estate agent profession. Some of us adhere to certain omens, while others find them just funny. But on the eve of the New Year and Christmas, let's remember the most unusual and funny realtor signs that we have heard or applied. Some of us adhere to certain signs, while others find them just funny. But on the eve of the New Year and Christmas, let's remember the most unusual and funny realtor signs that we have heard or applied.
1. "You can't refuse the first buyer, you won't be able to sell for a long time!" - This sign seems to work 100%, even for those who do not believe in omens. Therefore, if on the first day of the show the first buyer says that he is ready to buy and asks for a small auction, then the seller may refuse him, but risks not selling it for a long time.
2. "If the buyer forgot something in the apartment, and then returned, then most likely he will buy an apartment." - That's such a funny sign. It seems that forgotten keys or an umbrella can become a sign of fate for the buyer.
3. "It's good if the customer stayed for a cup of a coffee or a tea. Or just sat on the couch". Perhaps this creates a special energy in the apartment that attracts buyers. Or it's just a cozy moment that helps them make a decision.
4. "Do a general cleaning and wash the windows to attract customers. And even better, cosmetic repairs. It's from Feng Shui." - Now that sounds like real magic! Who would have thought that Feng Shui would be related to the sale of real estate.
5. "You can't immediately take revenge and wash the floor after potential buyers leave." - Apparently, this is due to saving energy or creating a special atmosphere in the apartment. We use shoe covers and believe in miracles!
6. Most often, interns who were not immediately lucky with sales turn out to be good specialists, as well as vice versa...those who were lucky right away, then leave the profession.
7. "A novice agent needs to buy a new leather wallet from the first transaction, where there will be an irreplaceable paper bill from the first commission." - And experienced agents put irreplaceable banknotes from transaction to transaction. It seems that this is also connected with the magic of success and prosperity.
8. Until the realtor receives a commission for the transaction, it is impossible to plan where and what he will spend the money on, otherwise the deal will fail. This sign works 100% even for those who do not believe in omens. As if money feels when they are talked about before the time!
9. Have a happy separate pen for signing the exclusive and SPC. Well, what about without her? After all, the success of the whole deal depends on it!
10. As soon as they took the prepayment for the apartment, there are immediately a lot of calls from other potential buyers. It's like a magic bell for everyone who wants to buy a house!
11. As soon as you start preparing for the deal, then other apartments will also be actively viewed. Of course, all apartments want to be the center of attention!
12. If you show another apartment in the evening after the transaction, then there may be an advance payment for it. That's the magical effect of "post-production" viewing!
13. If the client made many amendments and changes when signing the exclusive, there will be errors in the SPC. You see, the devil is in the details!
14. If the buyer came to the viewing in the rain, he will buy an apartment. Apparently, rain brings good luck not only for the wedding! And if a thunderstorm breaks out with lightning and thunderclaps, this is generally a harbinger of dazzling success and incredible luck in life.
15. If the buyer has made an advance payment and starts ordering a kitchen or double-glazed windows in the apartment, the deal will fail. Here is such an unpredictable ironic twist!
16. After receiving the commission, the agent is affixed to the real estate agency and waves money over the tables of colleagues. Of course, this is a holiday that cannot be missed!
17. If you walk around the house three times, you will quickly find a buyer. In the old days, the domovoi was always very revered by the people. With any questions related to the house, people always turned to the domovoi. In this case, it is also recommended to seek help from the Owner. It is believed that if you walk around the house counterclockwise three times, bow to each corner and ask the domovoi for help in your own words, then he will definitely help. This is a sign for suburban real estate. Just don't forget to invite the domovoi to a tea party after such a detour!
18. Do not spend the commission on the first day, all the money should spend the night at home. Yes, money loves comfortable living too!
19. When resettlementing a communal apartment, the breakdown of the deal always occurs due to tenants with a smaller area in the apartment. As if a communal apartment has its own will!
20. If the wife did not like the apartment, then even if the husband pays, there will be no deal. Women's opinion always plays a key role, even in the real estate world!
21. Quickly and easily concluded an «exclusive», expect a difficult deal . And vice versa. You can always count on an unexpected pleasant bonus after a difficult deal!
22. If the advance and deposit are accepted or deposited easily and quickly, the transaction will be very difficult. And vice versa - it took a long time and it was difficult to make an advance payment, the transaction will be very easy. Real estate likes to play "opposites".
23. As soon as you bought vacation tickets, a familiar customer immediately appears, who urgently needs to buy, sell ..... Vacation is like a magnet for unexpected requests!
24. On vacation, when you are roaming, they often call "stagnant" apartments. Of course, stagnant apartments also want their "moment" of attention!
25. The realtor may forget the client's name after the transaction, but he will never forget the exact address of the object. After all, the address is a kind of "key" to every transaction!
26. The realtor may forget the client's name after the transaction, but he will never forget the exact address of the object. After all, the address is a kind of "key" to every transaction!
27. And the most odd sign that we know. To sit on the title documents for the apartment so that the apartment is sold and the transaction takes place. You need to sit for a couple of minutes. After that, you need to carefully pull the documents out from under you, squeeze them tightly in your hands, and then get up. Most likely, this sign came from the acting environment, one of the realtors was a theater actor, because the actor sits down on the script so that the performance goes off with a Bang. These are the theatrical techniques used in the world of real estate!
Dear friends, if you decide to engage in real estate business, do not forget to buy a lucky pen, order rain for viewing and get ready for the fact that after a successful transaction you will have to wave money in front of colleagues. Do not forget about the same wallet for non-exchangeable bills - it can become your good luck charm!
I hope that this list has amused you as much as it has amused us. Remember that in the real world, success depends on your skills, knowledge and hard work, and not on a lucky pen or a non-exchangeable bill. Good luck with all your real estate endeavors!
And this is only a small part of the realtor's superstitions! Well, on the eve of the New Year and Christmas, we are sure that miracles happen to each of us. Or maybe it is these signs and superstitions that will help us in this. And what realtor signs and superstitions do you know?
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